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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015311.html Elderly woman on stretcher: Is the ambulance heated? Handlebar-mustached ambulance driver: Yes. Elderly woman on stretcher: I'm gonna freeze to death. Handlebar-mustached ambulance driver (smiling, tenderly): No, you're gonna sweat to death.
--63rd b/w Park & Lexington
Overheard by: Paul Tabachneck
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| Oh, Sorry--Didn't Know You Were on the Phone |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015310.html Black dude following girl: Hey man, check out that ass! Look at that ass! That's some fine ass. Look at that ass. Black chick being followed: (into her phone) Hold on. (turns to man) Nigga, go away!
--Broadway & Lafayette
Overheard by: Ivan
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| And That Chocolate Milk Was Hardcore |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015309.html Guy to bartender (about friend standing next to him): I could barely get this guy to drink last night! Friend: Dude! I was driving!
--Barcelona Bar
Overheard by: Friend for Drunk Driving
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| It Was on the Guido Licensing Exam! |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015308.html Boyfriend: It's called Taormina. Girlfriend: Tromina? Boyfriend: No, Taormina. Girlfriend: Tarmina? Boyfriend: No, tah-or-min-ah. Girlfriend: Ta-roh-min-ah? Boyfriend: How can you not say this? We're fucking Italian!
--Mulberry St, Little Italy
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| Then She Barks at Me and Pees on the Cardboard |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015307.html Very drunk, seemingly homeless man with cane (to entire car): Merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, everyone! (everyone in car stares) Drunk man: I'm not homeless, I'm just very drunk. I got a woman at home who ain't got no job and I keep telling her, bitch, get outta my house and get a job!
--6 Train
Overheard by: Melissa Sills
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| Gucci Campaign |
[Saturday] |
Photographer: Craig McDean
Features Drew Barrymore, Freja Erichsen Beha, Raquel Zimmerman, and Natasha Poly

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| A Touch of Glam by Steven Meisel |
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 Magazine: Vogue Italia August 2007 Title: A Touch of Glam Photographer: Steven Meisel Models: Maryna Linchuk, Magdalena Frackowiak, Kasia Struss, Denisa Dvorakova
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| The Side Of Jared Subway Doesn't Want You to See |
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015306.html Guy #1: Yo, man. I lost seven pounds. Can you believe it? Guy #2: Oh yeah? Really? Guy #1: Yeah, I got a fuckin' shoestring on my pants. Guy #2: Uh... Guy #1: I don't like this. I liked being fat.
--CVS, Allerton
Overheard by: Lee
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